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pun-master-general:

daenerys-dragonborn:

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

husband him

You had butter not mess it up with him.

pun-master-general:

daenerys-dragonborn:

koolnet:

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”

husband him

You had butter not mess it up with him.

howling-with-fitness:

impalas-in-pyjamas:

In case you guys didn’t know

I thought that image looked doctored…

howling-with-fitness:

impalas-in-pyjamas:

In case you guys didn’t know

I thought that image looked doctored…

strong-healthy-confidence:

muffintop-less:

I brought Hummus!

me

strong-healthy-confidence:

muffintop-less:

I brought Hummus!

me

buddhabrot:

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

i love this post every time

annaxbeth:

smashedthegnomie:

That last gif….

Bill. Fucking. Nye.

Can’t go wrong with him. He is the shit.

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

"I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him."

- Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
itscalledfashionlookitup:

the one true gay icon

itscalledfashionlookitup:

the one true gay icon

"One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world."

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.